Get your picks in for Dolphins vs Texans tomorrow night. Can anyone name one Dolphins player other than Ryan Tannehill? Because I can’t. I don’t care about this game at all. I will probably still watch in its entirety.

Week 5 and a new face in the crowd BOFA (George) grabs a win. George’s ability to deliver comes as a surprise to many in this group as he has a history of leaving things (women) with more to be desired. For evidence, we turn the back the clock two years to when fellow group member Kwan came home to find BOFA canoodling on his couch with a woman mid-afternoon. Frustrated and unable to satisfy the young lady, BOFA picked a fight with Kwan’s brother and stormed out of the apartment. Un-pleased and wanting more, the young lady moved onto a friend of BOFA’s and fulfilled her needs. Congrats on the $10 BOFA, and welcome to the winners circle, you have officially been exposed.

Looking Back: We lost but we entertained, as we always do. Now 4 of the 6 games have gone to OT, we have missed extra points, missed game winning field goals, interceptions, fumbles, 1st and 30’s, you name it, a Browns game has it.

Moving Forward: We travel to Shittsburgh this week and look to take a big stinky dump on our friend Haber29. I can accept nothing but a win or a tie. Two ties against the Steelers ensures the first year we haven’t lost at least one game to Pittsburgh likely since the forward pass was invented by Bobby Boucher in 1966 pick up sticks.

Forward march into week 8!

– Dick Picks