Who is ready for football? Flaccid Flacco and the shitbag Ravens vs Matty Moore and the swimming sausages. FINS UP LET’S GO! Get your picks in for tonight and all other games
We take time to recognize the week 7 winner Sean Salisbury (Mike). For those that do not know our friend Mike, he is, on the surface a nice young man from Indianapolis. I don’t really know how I know Mike, but I do know him. I want to make one thing clear. Mike may seem like a “cool guy” because he is associated with the @MimosaGang (look em up, they’re legit), but Mike is the furthest thing from “cool” or “legit.” This man is engaged, he owns a house, and most of all he is an MUSH. Want to make sure a bet you placed loses? Just call Mike and tell him to root for your team. Want to make sure your team blows a 2-0 lead in the division series? Call Mike, he’ll tell you the Indians already won the WS and you have nothing to worry about. Mike is such a mush he bought Butler Basketball season tickets as an IU alum and fan just to make sure the Dawgs suck this year. Congrats on your $10 Michael, I hope this buys you half a beer at Hinkle.
Looking Back: Last week I said everyone sucked except for Myles Garrett, well what do you know? He’s hurt! With a
this team sucks ass and I am not going to waste my time or risk real injury this year concussion. So now everyone sucks!
Moving Forward: 0-8
Best of luck!
– Dick Picks