Week three in the books, how bout them Bears!? Can they possibly win again in Cheeseland tonight? Gonna guess no, but get your picks in for the game tonight and all other games.
Congrats to our week 3 winner, Michelle Kwan (Jack), who is undoubtedly one of the dumbest and worst humans I know. This is a man who went to law school just to learn about the statute of limitations. This is a man who used a nice young african-american woman as a mattress on my 21st birthday – much to my mothers delight, this took place in her living room. Senior year when the cops busted our Christmas party, Jack didn’t make the police report, why? Because when the cops asked for IDs he just stared at them, too drunk to respond. The cops sat him in the corner like a child being put in timeout. This man is hated on a wide scale by almost every woman he meets, just ask this lovely young lady…
She looks happy. Jack pleaded with me to say something nice about him so I will say he was a good athlete 4 years ago. However, since then he has done nothing but lose hair and gain weight. Jack and I now weigh the same and I played o-line in college, he played center field. Take this $10, donate it to charity, and may god have mercy on your soul.
Looking Back: The Browns dropped to a new level of suck (if that is even possible) by losing pretty miserably to the Colts. Don’t be fooled by the final score this one was over early and we are cementing ourselves as the worst team in the NFL again.
Moving Forward: Browns vs Bengals in a battle of incompetence. Two shitty teams that wear orange but no one wears zero wins like the Browns. Look for the Bengals to beat our shit severely.
Best of luck in week 4!
– Dick Picks